Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Ep 10 notes
OP Sequence
(Anybody who gets the license for this show is going to be in for one hell of a ride...)
Mama
Why does Papa's
Face look
So pale?
Shut up
And dig
Daddy, it's a policeman's job to catch bad people, right?
Shut up and run!
Hey, Mom, Is America far away?
Shut up and swim
I heard Michael Jackson's coming to town
What? When? Where? Well, we can't get in anyway. Why's that?
Because our professions are dermatologist and plastic surgeon
A professor asked a doctor, electrical engineer, and banker
"What happens when there's more coming in than going out?"
The doctor replied "Obesity"
The electrical engineer replied "Overload"
The banker replied "Why is that a problem?"
Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a hundred times
Jokes and skirts are the same. The shorter the better
Please write the word happy 100 times
Anyone can easily become happy.
"Shuji Terayama - Shuji Terayama Poems for Young Girls"
Hey, manager. How long do I have to put up with the leaking?
Don't ask me. I'm not the weatherman
What do you do when you run into someone you can't stand?
Of course, I run away as fast as I can... Hey, where are you going? Hey!
A woman left the supermarket and ran into a very long funeral procession
There were two coffins at the front followed by almost 200 women
It was such a strange sight that she asked a mourning woman near her age
Sorry to disturb you in your grief but who is the procession for?
The mourning woman softly replied
The first coffin houses my husband who died after his beloved dog bit him
My, that's awful...
The second, my mother-in-law who was bitten trying to save my husband
Upon hearing this, the woman hesitantly asked
Um... would it be possible for me to borrow that dog?
You'll have to get in line
Hey, bud. Can you lend me a thousand bucks? What about collateral? Isn't the word of a trusted friend enough? Of course it is. So bring one here
Heard your house was on fire! you okay!? I'm fine! Gonna borrow some more cardboard boxes!!
John and Sam, both in their sixties, were fishing on a boat
A funeral procession passed on a bridge above
John stopped fishing and stood up
He removed his hat and held it to his chest as he watched the procession pass
Sam was astonished by the sight
John, I've known you for a long time but I didn't know you were so respectful
John responded as he put bait on his boat
Well I was married to her for forty years
03.10
Cultural Festival
03.13
The paper on the wall reads:
"Mizue Mizue Mizue Mizue Mizue Mizue Mizue Mizue"
03.27
The first day of every month is movie day
The wall reads: "Thousand Yen"
03.29
Williams' Peter
03.34
Stop fighting
03.38
Board above the blackboard:
Hell
Demon World
Night World
Dipped in chocolate
Holding marrons glaces
Bare-naked
03.55
The paper reads: "Good work"
My hand is raised
04.00
Dizzy
04.06
LHS: I appear
RHS: You're too close to the TV
04.25
Hot love, cold city (no translation here, this was how it was written)
04.37
Cucumber Horse
Eggplant Cow
04.45
The reults were:
Solo Singing 1
Mass Games 2
Play 15
Mock Trail 1
Mustache Dance 2
05.04
The title of the book is "Crying out World, In the Center of Love"
Script: Harumi Fujiyoshi
Direction: Abiru Kobushi
05.05
Can't the Japanese pronounce the real name...?
05.45
Panel A (there were a few of these, so I will just letter them):
Nozomu Itoshiki with his head tilted
Nozomu "Haruo Mizuno's acting level would be slightly too cultured"
Abiru with no expression on her face
Abiru "That wouldn't be considered a compliment, right"
05.52
Panel B:
Still in the gym
Nozomu "The scenario can't be any more cultured than "Signs" "
Nozomu " "A.I." would be slightly too cultured"
Harumi "That's hard! So something like GOOdam X?"
06.06
The results of the poll are:
Samba 5
Band 10
Macarena 5
06.35
Panel C1:
Nozomu in an indifferent tone
Nozomu "XOX Boo's Ryou-kun would have the least cultured singing"
Panel C2:
Nozomu "Nakai-kun's singing would be too cultured"
Chiri "It's too cultured?"
06.39
Ichijou Festival
Jun Kudou's Fairy Tale Storytelling
06.47
Panel D:
"The Heartless OOOO"
07.51
One-liner Contest
08.32
Panel E1:
Chiri "Then what would be a joke at the minimum cultural standard?"
Nozomu "W-Well, something around the level of "Here's Nochi!" would do"
Nami "I can't tell what level that would be"
Panel E2:
Male Student X "I'd rather not say, "Here's Nochi!" so I'll go with something else"
Nozomu "Yes. Well, it has to be something at the (minimum) cultural standard!"
Panel E3:
(Minimum) cultural standard of painting - Kusanagi-kun's drawing
(Minimum) cultural standard of rap - EAST AND YUI
(Minimum) cultural standard of poetry - NaOchi's poems
(Minimum) cultural standard of character - Yasshi-kun
(Minimum) cultural standard of pet - Sea monkey
(Minimum) cultural standard of hairstyle - OOkefu's hairstyle
(Minimum) cultural standard of man - Junichi IshiOO (Cheating is part of culture)
Panel E4:
Abiru "That definitely wouldn't be considered a compliment"
Nozomu "I'm saying that you're cultured"
08.35
Street Performers
08.41
Shadow Puppets
08.48
Facial Tricks
08.52
Love will prevail
09.01
The title of the book is "Osamu Dazai's "No Longer Human" "
09.16
How are you supposed to play with figures?
Do you mean the ones with movable parts? Answer that first
09.32
Turn off the power
09.48
Panel F:
Nozomu "The (minimum) cultural standard of self-defense"
Nozomu "Kitchen knife!"
09.49
10.01
Panel G:
Nozomu "The (minimum) cultural standard of crime!"
Nozomu "Colouring a 100 yen coin black with a pencil!"
10.02
We said not to reference the animation
12.41
The sign reads "Kiyomizu Temple Main Building"
13.27
The namebadge reads "Disappointing Tours" "Fukurokouji"
13.33
The paper reads
Hospitality Expenses
Hospitality Expenses for Principal
Hospitality Expenses for Vice Principal
Hospitality Expenses for PTA
Hospitality Expenses for Homeroom Teacher
Hospitality Expenses for Guardian
13.48
Panel H:
The restructured three level doll house is melancholic and highly rated overseas
14.04
The filmstrip had pictures of a:
Shopping Preview
Pachinko Preview
Exam Preview
Date Preview
Meet here
Then build up the mood
Have dinner here
Now, gaze into her eyes
Then kiss her
If all goes well
14.16
"I preview! So I won't make a careless mistake!"
14.52
Panel I:
Harumi (M) "I get it. That's what Lt. SOOggar was trying to say"
Harumi (M) "MiOOi san was only previewing love. You shouldn't take your current feelings seriously"
15.10
Travel Itinerary
Editing: Chiri Kitsu
Illustration: Harumi Fujiyoshi
15.31
Panel J:
Kyoto's all about raw yatsuhashi dough!
16.39
17.37
19.50
Kiyoshi Hiyama
19.53
I'll give you my house
19.57
TOP: Offsides in Love
Along the riverside
Along the seaside
20.06
Panel K:
Raw Yatuhashi Dough Must be Baked
ED Sequence
22.04
To the producers,
The female characters are too pushy. I preffered the cool atmosphere in the original. I don't get why the show turned into moe crap.
22.36
Too much sucking up to the audience. Makes me sick! Forget the female characters and put in more Nozomu and Kudou. Isn't a tall person with glasses in a kimono supposed to be unique? People who make anime without understanding these things get bashed! Ah, Nozomu's on the bottom!
End Episode 10