Just wanted to wish everybody a merry Desumas!
'Twas the night before Desumas, and all through 4chan,
Not a /b/tard was stirring, not even The Man,
The stickies were hung by the first page with care,
In hopes that Suiseiseki soon would be there.
The /b/tards were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of boatlights danced in their heads.
And m00t in his boxers, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long Tuesday fap.
When on my computer there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer I ran fast as I can,
Tore open the browser, and loaded 4chan.
The lamp on the desk I turned on low,
And gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should seem,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny memes.
With a cute little driver, so lively and ready,
I knew in a moment it must be Suiseiseki.
More rapid than buttsex, her memes they came,
And she whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Mongler! Now Negro!
Now, Pedobear and Milhouse!
On, ORLY! On, Waha!
On, Delay and Lupus!
To the top of the 4chan!
As fast as you can!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
Harvested from /b/