One of your ranks was foolish enough to attempt contact with a Bazza in the vicinity of Foodland on Waterloo Corner Road yesterday, through commentary on the shirt the Bazza was wearing at the time. This event took place in the chocky isle.
Which one of you was it? While tamed Bazza's can make good pets, wild Bazza's don't like unnecessary conversation with humans, especially those whom they don't know. They are known to become very aggressive around strange people.
Consider yourself lucky the Bazza seemed interested only in mating with you, and not making lunch out of you.
BAZZAS R SRS BUSINESS! >:(