WARNING: the following lines are guaranteed to get you slapped!

Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.
All the nubile minderjährigen mädchen in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Do they make you as a hug pillow?
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
Are you a Magical Girl? Cuz I wanna watch your transformation scene.
Say, which end of the chocolate cornet do you start with? I usually go for the bottom first, but if you were the cornet, I'd start with the head....
Hey there babe. How about I seed and you leech?
I think I've seen you somewhere before.... were you in Saimoe last year?
Is your name Chii, Cuz I want to flick YOUR powerswitch.
My moving Castle will make you Howl.
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
With your cherry, and my banana, wanna make a fruits baskets?
Lets get together and merge AT fields.
If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
Hey babe, you're always super special, that's why you are here with me.

Couldn't. Stop. Grinning. Except at the end

I'd pay money to see some otaku actually try those out. If any of them can deliver one without stuttering they win $50

khajiit wrote:I'd pay money to see some otaku actually try those out. If any of them can deliver one without stuttering they win $50

Really? I need the money...

khajiit wrote:I'd pay money to see some otaku actually try those out. If any of them can deliver one without stuttering they win $50

So tempted to do this. The pocky one shall be grand.

"Why yes, I liek your mudkips".

khajiit wrote:I'd pay money to see some otaku actually try those out. If any of them can deliver one without stuttering they win $50

HA! PAY UP FOOL
I used the fruit basket one with the cherry and banana....and we had a one nighta.....
But then again thats not necessarily otaku much is it? if you think about it...

but then i am remembering rule...24 or something i think...pics or it didnt happen...oh welll....

some awsome one there though. i liek the charmander one

FurryRP wrote:HA! PAY UP FOOL
I used the fruit basket one with the cherry and banana....and we had a one nighta.....

Prostitutes don't count.

Atory wrote:

FurryRP wrote:HA! PAY UP FOOL
I used the fruit basket one with the cherry and banana....and we had a one nighta.....

Prostitutes don't count.

Nor do sheep

Personally the only one I'd use would be the pocky one

Haha nah but serious i said it to this girl at jive as a joke and she laughed and said it was the stupidest thing she had heard and gave me her number....lol.

But still i was pretty shocked that it worked.

And now it's time for some more gems:

You want some smoked cheese...nyoro~n~~~~~
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
Show me some fanservice, and I’ll buy your action figures.
I want to browse /h/ with /u/.
You wanna go back to my room and make a doujin?
If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
You know what Haruhi, I always had a thing for ponytails...
Hey, if you're up for it, let's Lagann impact.
Don't worry babe, I'll take it nice and slow like Eclipse's subs of After Story.

FurryRP wrote:Haha nah but serious

Y SO SRS!!!

xandox wrote:If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

I can see this one being quite effective with gamer girls.

Once had a girl say "Speak nerdy to me!"

haha i just saw dylan moran live with his stand up.

hilarious.

He says he was always so nervous when picking up women because he didnt want to seem like every other guy so his first words to a lady were
"............would you like a pineapple?"
lol great pick up.
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+ for mappy


plus you gotta check this out lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWz5h4or-yo

Time for my GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
You remind me of that character who got tentacle raped in that h-game I was playing earlier.
I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
Wanna get sucked into my closed space?
I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloister, ’cause you make my Bulbasaur.
...you know that hot girl in that show where there are those guys at that place and they're trying to get this hot girl to fall in love with them?...you look just like one of those guys, but for some reason I find myself very attracted to you...
Heard you were a cat girl. Wamma do it like your in heat?
Did you know it’s possible for you to turn into my right hand?
Your character designer did a really good job on those thighs...
You know… while you’re eating that melonpan you look almost as cute as Shana.

Nice Boat.

wanna see my diglet?
You must be the logo for firefox? Can i open you up?

[made my contribution]