From correspondents in Moscow

August 23, 2007 12:01am
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A WOMAN has set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper.

"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Excellent bit of copypasta, there, Jaxon.

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Excellent bit of copypasta, there, Jaxon.

got a bit lazy

Pirate Man wrote:The attack climaxed (no pun intended) three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

fixed

I blame the vodka.

Russian with Barbequed Wiener wrote:"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Gee, I dunno. Maybe it was something to do with....

News Article wrote:he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka + three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation

Nobody else is all that mystified.