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An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Bazza » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:17 pm

One of your ranks was foolish enough to attempt contact with a Bazza in the vicinity of Foodland on Waterloo Corner Road yesterday, through commentary on the shirt the Bazza was wearing at the time. This event took place in the chocky isle.

Which one of you was it? While tamed Bazza's can make good pets, wild Bazza's don't like unnecessary conversation with humans, especially those whom they don't know. They are known to become very aggressive around strange people.

Consider yourself lucky the Bazza seemed interested only in mating with you, and not making lunch out of you.

BAZZAS R SRS BUSINESS! >:(
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Atory » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:21 pm

You think we're human? :lol:
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Bazza » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:23 pm

Atory wrote:You think we're human? :lol:


Bazza's aren't terribly intelligent things. If it looks vaguely human, then it's a human, as far as it's concerned. Thems human's is good eatin!
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Rasberry » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:34 am

I see a new Bazza feeding pit will be opening in a month or so on bank street, a few doors from his old tuesday feeding pit
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Ryan White » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:37 am

If you do find yourself approached by a wild Bazza intent on doing you harm it can be repelled by any method that works on the overall species known as bogan, this includes items such as deodorant and general cleanliness. Please do not attempt to use reason or show any sign of intelligence as this has been known to cause them to fly into a rage as they become confused.
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Last Exile » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:59 am

Bazzas also refer to themselves in the third person?
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Mappy » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:11 am

Bazzas are easily confused by existentialist concepts such as "the self". Many are known to attack themselves because they mistake themselves for another person. 8)
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Bazza » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:28 am

Mappy wrote:Many are known to attack themselves because they mistake themselves for another person. 8)


See what happens when you place a mirror in front of one. Bazza's are very territorial and will try to kill their reflection. 8)
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Last Exile » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:53 pm

Bazza wrote:
Mappy wrote:Many are known to attack themselves because they mistake themselves for another person. 8)


See what happens when you place a mirror in front of one. Bazza's are very territorial and will try to kill their reflection. 8)


Don't give White a perfect situation to unleash 'THE LASER'. :)
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Mappy » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:08 am

Bazza wrote:See what happens when you place a mirror in front of one. Bazza's are very territorial and will try to kill their reflection. 8)

Or, conversely, they just don't care about their appearance. Which is more likely to be true. :mrgreen:
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Cannabusted » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:19 am

Sounds like one of my friends...he must be a new breed though because this one has decent intelligence...
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Re: An open letter to the people of AJAS.

by Mappy » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:30 am

He fails the Bazza test, then.
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