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by stormy001 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:46 pm

New product by Angel Kitty Japan.

I am not too sure how practical the keyboard is, though. :lol:

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" The USB Keyboard Bra from Angel Kitty was probably conceived in a junk food fueled late night frenzy following one too many visits to an illicit adult chat room.

Why the beancounters at Angel Kitty actually indulged their sex-addled engineers and funded production of this perverted peripheral, however, is beyond even MY imagination. Nevertheless, here it is, thoughtfully backed in soft silicone and trimmed prettily in pink lace. Ooh la la!

The keyboard layout appears to be standard while allowing for the natural contours of the female anatomy.

It's not known whether heavy use of the keyboard will result in carpal tunnel syndrome - our testers haven't reported any side effects other than a tendency to leer salaciously while using it.

The photo that shows the model reclining in front of the monitor isn't quite accurate since to actually use the keyboard, the monitor would have to be mounted over her face. Basically, the woman is reduced to the role of a desktop. Now ladies, I know you want to get closer to your comp-addicted hubby, but is the situation really that desperate? In the days before PCs, the equivalent of this product might have been a Snack Table Bra.

Just imagine: beer & pretzels are positioned right in front of Slovenly Husband's face, allowing him to slurp & burp without ungluing his eyes from the Big Game. It's good to know we've evolved since then, isn't it?

The USB Keyboard Bra from Angel Kitty costs ¥15,750 (about $130) plus shipping; buy one for your Significant Other at your own risk."

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by Mappy » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:00 am

Is this one of the catgirls whom God will kill if we start talking about physics in a fictional universe? 8)
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by Ryan White » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:05 am

This keyboard would definitely stop people from using their computers for long periods of time. Given that you'd have to position your poor partner in some uncomfortable position in order to use the thing the complaints you'd start getting after ten minutes would be enough to deter most people.
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by Atory » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:07 am

Seems like an alternative to the paper bag to me... if your not keen on your partner's face bring up a better one on the monitor.
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by Bazza » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:01 am

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by Last Exile » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:17 pm

I wonder if they'll make a mobile version.
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by (mad) » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:26 pm

i'm sorry, but i'd have to say there are better things to do with your girlfriend/wife
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by Last Exile » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:42 pm

(mad) wrote:i'm sorry, but i'd have to say there are better things to do with your girlfriend/wife


Quoted for truth.
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by Mappy » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:47 pm

The mental age range for this product guarantees that they don't yet know what to do with their girlfriend/wife. And probably never will before she leaves them, what with this being a trigger for finding another man....
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by (mad) » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:55 pm

come to think of it, there are far better things you can get a girl to wear. duct-tape is fun, in my experience (provided that the girl is willing to try)
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by Last Exile » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:02 pm

Nah, silk scarves or leather imo.
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by IceLee » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:06 pm

.... did I hear someone asking for a sharp karate chop?
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by Bazza » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:23 pm

Last Exile wrote:Nah, silk scarves or leather imo.


A sailor uniform IS FINE TOO. 8)
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by edible_hat » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:36 pm

That was just a prototype for the Optimus Keyboard.

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edit: real Optimus Keyboard: http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus-concept/
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by (mad) » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:41 am

if they weren't so expensive, one of those optimus keyboards would be awesome
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by Mappy » Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:34 am

I'd always wondered what happened to the guy who played Jek Porkins in Star Wars.... 8)
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by (mad) » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:02 pm

i showed that keyboard to a friend of mine last night and she said no. repeatedly.
this from a girl who's willing to go around at a largish (40+) lan party wearing a dress made out of duct tape.
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by Nutzo-Squirrel » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:50 pm

Yer, Ive seen this thingo once or twice online, and well they only ever show the same set of photo shoots with this product, I wouldn't be at all surprised that upon ordering and receiving at the door, that instead of a perhaps 25 year old, its a 60 year old woman stolen from the old folks home!

*Gahh!!!! Gouges eyes out*
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by Rasberry » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:35 am

The DS twins?

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and sure wii want one of these (there is even a button to turn her on)

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by IceLee » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:13 am

*karatechops Rasberry*
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by (mad) » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:03 pm

i was waiting for that. not that i don't like the pics :P
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by IceLee » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:57 pm

Hmph! I did it for the Wii girl, not the DS girls because they was more clothed.....
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by (mad) » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:36 pm

fair enough, it doesn't look like that costume can actually stay on if she moves
EDIT: /me has also decided not to wonder where the B button is
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by IceLee » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:49 pm

Precisely... I'd rather not think of that aswell...
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by Atory » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:04 pm

Going by an actual Wiimote it would be midway on her back... rather harmless given where all the other buttons are.
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by Nutzo-Squirrel » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:12 pm

"Gah! Gimme a WII Remote!!" :shock:
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by Ryan White » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:12 pm

Given how much you swing a Wiimote around it's probably a bad idea to have one that could be sick on you halfway through a game. WiiGolf is sensitive enough without the Wiimote moving.
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by Atory » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:14 pm

Plus she would be held upside down while playing golf too.
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by Nutzo-Squirrel » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:25 pm

How rightfully true you are, :wallbash: Perhaps they could intergrate that remote into a sim dating game?, "love hina perhaps?" :oops:

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So simulation could occur at its best, E.g, if she is happy with you she will let you use the remote, but if she is really angry with you, she will certainly karate chop you!.
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by Mappy » Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:01 pm

Looking at where half the buttons are, I think they'll be making Chiimotes next....
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by Ryan White » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:11 am

And thus a new craze in Otakudom is born.
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by Mappy » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:54 am

Chii turns on. Chii turns off. Chii turns on. Chii turns off.... ahem. 8)
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by Rasberry » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:59 am

Mappy wrote:Chii turns on. Chii turns off. Chii turns on. Chii turns off.... ahem. 8)


wonder where you are touching to operate that button :P
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by Nutzo-Squirrel » Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:54 pm

You dirty Naughty Little man!!!
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by (mad) » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:21 pm

you can turn her off? :P why would you want to do that, even if you could? who said that i meant that literally?
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by Atory » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:22 pm

Well at least you know what she's been up to if you find her switched off.
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