PICKUP LINES: Otaku style
WARNING: the following lines are guaranteed to get you slapped!
Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.
All the nubile minderjährigen mädchen in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Do they make you as a hug pillow?
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
Are you a Magical Girl? Cuz I wanna watch your transformation scene.
Say, which end of the chocolate cornet do you start with? I usually go for the bottom first, but if you were the cornet, I'd start with the head....
Hey there babe. How about I seed and you leech?
I think I've seen you somewhere before.... were you in Saimoe last year?
Is your name Chii, Cuz I want to flick YOUR powerswitch.
My moving Castle will make you Howl.
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
With your cherry, and my banana, wanna make a fruits baskets?
Lets get together and merge AT fields.
If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
Hey babe, you're always super special, that's why you are here with me.