After several of you said that you were interested in playing it/getting it off me but weren't keen to start it until a translation was found, well, last night, by pure chance, I found one. Insanely detailed, proper grammar, makes complete sense, explains everything one would need to know and then some. After a couple of hours of reading this, I no longer feel somewhat at sea. Everything makes sense now.
So, if you would like to get hold of the game and the translation, let me know.