Welcome to Woolworths. Please leave your humanity at the door, don't worry about your soul as we already have that.
Congrats on getting the job, don't forget to collect your staff discount card after 4 weeks and make sure you know the union agreement and woolies regulation completely in case they try anything funny (paragraph 46 i think is notification to take sick leave and paragraph 72 is drink and toilet breaks, they will try something funny over these).
Meanwhile, after 50 months of working for Woolworths I am now onto my sixth Nightfill manager and we finally have our automatic baler, after my store waiting since 2000 to receive it. It's fun to use and I keep threatening to hog-tie people and throw them in.
"The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;" - William Butler Yeats
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