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by Madman » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:58 pm

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Sifting through my christmas junk mail i came across this curious little device - a Pedo-meter! i am, of course, at a loss to explain how it could be used, but feel maybe it could be distributed at local schools....?
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by Mappy » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:04 pm

I always chuckle whenever I see the name of these things....

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by Psike81 » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:16 pm

Common brain :

A pedometer measures the rate of non-assisted movement during use . Effectively it measures walking distances , number of steps , heart rates etc for the purposes of observing physical health .

Madman's brain :

Pedophile radar or
Pedophilia-level meter
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by Madman » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:29 pm

Psike81 wrote:Common brain :

A pedometer measures the rate of non-assisted movement during use . Effectively it measures walking distances , number of steps , heart rates etc for the purposes of observing physical health .

Madman's brain :

Pedophile radar or
Pedophilia-level meter


of course, if your brain was smarter it would have picked up the 'tongue in cheek' humour...
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by Ryan White » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:09 am

This device has two different uses, being to alert the holder that there is a pedophile in their vicinity and also to count the number of steps they have taken to flee their attacker.
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by Atory » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:57 am

I laughed at your statement because my D3 Digivice doubles as a pedometer. You're Digimon walks as you walk and then when it runs into an enemy it makes an alert sound and you can either run or fight. Explains a lot about the enemies on Digimon especially considering their target audience.
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by Psike81 » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:18 pm

The great age of semi-conductors ... makes any electronic device multi-purpose / dual use .

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